18. I go by Ian. Kansas is a shitty state, but I'm still stuck here. Currently attending Culinary School, with the hope of being a pastry chef. Holden Caulfield is the voice of my conscience.
I am officially a (technical) college graduate. It’s funny, because I graduate from high school on Sunday, so I have my certification before my high school diploma.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
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A guy in my psychology class said he thought orientation could possibly be a choice;
xxic:
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Him: No.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don’t find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ……. I can’t.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????
stOP
THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER OMFLKRFJHELKFJHQWKJDHQEFKJHQFKJWEHFKWDJ;lejf;WELFJLWEFJKWEFJWEK
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2nd gif is the look of someone who knows the joke that’s coming
3rd gif he is just trying so hard i cannot even
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